JOKE OF THE DAY AUGUST 2, 2021
Mon, 08/02/2021 - 12:57pm
It's not wise to share your secrets with a clock, because time will tell.
It's not wise to share your secrets with a clock, because time will tell.
What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
Ian.
I stopped showering and changing my clothes as a precaution against COVID-19. If anyone gets within six feet of me I know they lost their sense of smell.
You know you're old when you clean to the music you used to dance to.
My doctor told me I have kleptomania. I asked him if there was anything I could take for it.
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