JOKE OF THE DAY JULY 19, 2021
Mon, 07/19/2021 - 12:31pm
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.
Why is the divorce rate so high with tennis players?
To them, love means nothing.
You know, sometimes I think of all the people I've lost over the years... and I wonder if being a tour guide was a bad career choice.
My brother took going to jail really badly. He refused food and water and started throwing things. After that we NEVER played Monopoly again.
A dentist walks into a bar and buys a round for everyone.
"I just won the Dentist Of The Year Award'," he says. "I didn't get a trophy... just a little plaque."
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